What would be better than to have Crimebo make your special day even more upsetting, nothing. Want to know what terrible things happened on your birthday or anniversary? Your guests will break down in uncomfortable hysterics as they play out a customised skit of some horrendous event. Crimebo will blow special birthday balloons and regale the crowd with stories of his unfortunate childhood. Birthday phone calls are also available, but do lack that personal slap and tickle.
What birthday Boy or Girl wouldn’t want a surprise call from Crimebo on their special day. Regaled with a crooked Happy Birthday song and a history lesson of nefarious occurrences on their day.
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